If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh
Is this a challenge
*Sonic X theme song starts playing*
GOTTA GO FAST
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES ARE?
SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE
NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL
TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
seriously the 5th time reblogging this non b&w gif sorry not sorry
AW I LOVE THIS
Aww, now THAT was pure happiness in its prime :’]